Side dick

Male side chick

“So your girl isn’t really your girl?”

“No, I’m her side dick.”

by Anonymous 4732 March 6, 2020

vacation dick

The opposite of boyfriend dick. This is a penis that is much too large to have sex with everyday, so you only have it on occasion.

Girl: Damn Jill. Are you limping?
Jill: Yeah. I'm so sore, I just got some vacation dick.

by space_ghost(1) May 29, 2016

para-dick-trous

Having to perform hand jobs with both hands.

1. Hey Bob, what's with the hairy palms on BOTH hands, man?

Oh that, yah I'm para-dick-trous.

by Sparksitup July 8, 2012

coat hanger dick

When your dick is so heavily misshapen and curved it resembles the top of a coat hanger, even when it’s hard.

“Damn that dude had such a coat hanger dick, you can hang him in the closet.”

by Undeadgothbussy September 9, 2022

Send a dick pic day

Send a dick pic day is held on the day May 4-6. For example, it’s Send a dick pic day and you send your bf this. If he says he will not he owes you something. But if he says yes, he’s a good bf.

Send a dick pic day Means to send a pic of your dick to who ever you want

by Cupii May 4, 2024

A dick

When you're too good on starwars battlefront and kill anyone in your way

He fucked me he's a dick

by SomeKidWithaLightsaber November 26, 2021

dick only diet

diet which only consists of DICK

yeah i was with my boyfriend last night he really helps me stay on track with my dick only diet

by oooogaboooga May 15, 2019