Shining up my goose

A euphemism for the act of masturbation or receiving a hand job

“Jeff’s wife was shining up my goose last night, I never knew people’s hands could do that.”

by I-played-with-ween March 14, 2024

My beliefs

No. Thats not what you're doing. You're doing exactly the same thing as that GQ interviewer with Jordan Peterson. When he said he knew what she believed about gender and then she proceeded to repeat his exact words back to him as though it contradicted what he said in any substantial way. I mean, it's just the weirdest fucking thing.

Hym "This has nothing to do with my beliefs and has everything to do with your need to exercise collective power over individuals. I was right. You're just as bad as the religious. Just as dogmatic. You're the same."

by Hym Iam March 15, 2024

my pretty princess

my pretty princess is beautiful and goregous and the most loving and caring and beautiful and perfect girl in the world

my pretty princess is so perfect

by JalenMadeIt March 15, 2024

Fray my Slay

To stress someone out or cut someone down. To infringe on someone’s piece of mind.

Dude… don’t fray my slay with that crappy attitude.

by [e-mail] March 16, 2024

MY MOM!

A joke used by Muscle Man in the 2010 animated television show, Regular Show. They are almost always bad and have no punchline.

"I know someone who can help. (Benson: If you say your mom, you're fired!) MY MOM! (Benson: GET OUT!) It was worth it!"
Muscle Man, 'Don'

by donuts4days March 16, 2024

You threatened my kid

There it is! THERE IT IS! I was waiting for that one for a mintue!

A Father "YoU tHrEaTeNeD mY kId!"

Hym "No, I commanded someone to murder him. That's an entirely different thing. Amd you were a soft-spoken, limp dicked, sissy 7 years ago, fairy. What are you like NOW, sissy? Who are you like now? And don't bring ip you ex-wife to me bitch. What we have is special. You and your wife would probably fuck me you faggot! FAGGOOT!"

by Hym Iam March 17, 2024

Wonked my Willy

When she sucks on that ever lasting gobstopper and it’s so scrumdiddlyumptious!

Yo how was last night? It was sweeet! She wonked my Willy

by Mrmoose1347 March 17, 2024