hot car dick

When a man has either been riding in a car some or let's face it, he's gone all day working outside and it's beyond musky down there; it's gross!

Oh baby you got that hcd (hot car dick)! I ain't going down there until you shower that dick off.

by Running_with_foxes May 26, 2019

Dick Van Dyke

How the heck does this guy not die? He is 94 and still seems to be going on strong.

Dick Van Dyke is the new Chuck Norris

by WorseThanHitler November 22, 2020

Dick formula

A mans musky, smelly, stinky, cum

Bro your dick formula is so good

by xtreemboss September 16, 2022

maximus dick boy

maximus dick boy is a term used in the southern parts of africa, which is slowly being used more in europe now.

Guy 1: Here som' maximus dick boy!
Maximus: no

by ghandi2.0 April 26, 2023

Dick Shit

A trem of derision. A male ejeculated a turd into a females uterus which fertilized a malformed egg. The resulting embryo emplanted and produced a Dick Shit.

Jim Jordan is a d Dick Shit.

by Alpha13579 May 26, 2022

Dick Snott

Urban dictionary: a man's ejaculation or substance that comes from the muscle many call penis/ dick, shlong, pee pee, Becho and pinga.
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Used in a sentence: girl you better Not waste all my "dick snott"

by Miss Vendetta December 2, 2020

Spaz Dick

When the penis begins to shake and pee blood

Friend 1: “Dude you won’t believe what happened last night in bed.”

Friend 2:” what happened bro?”

Friend 1: “My penis was shaking and jiggling and it bled everywhere. It took a while to lick it all up.”

Friend 2: “Now that’s what I call Spaz dick, heh.”

by Yeaandlaws1200 April 19, 2024