baste my turkey

Inject me with your sperm

You can baste my turkey anytime

by bb3378 April 16, 2017

Filming my Dog

A phrase used to cover up anything that is being done with a mobile phone camera. I not always nefarious but usually is.

"what are you doing"
"oh nothing just filming my dog"

by BaskingMaw August 29, 2019

My Hero Academia

An anime/manga where everyone in the fandom apparently thinks deku likes bakugo

named person: what’s your favorite anime?
another named person: My Hero Academia
named person: the fandom is filled with the most out of touch with reality people
another named person: glad I’m not in it

by omgwhatiswhy June 15, 2023

Shaking my SMH

This sentence meaning "Shaking my Super Massive Honkers"

Guy: Hey what are you doing right now?
Girl: Just shaking my SMH

by JamesTheFroggo May 19, 2024

crash my party

when the police swoop in on you

You wanna crash my party?
"Yes."

by Young Jazzy Yo October 24, 2023

Doing my head in

make someone feel annoyed, confused, or frustrated.

"my relationship with my publicist was doing my head in"

by Arminkshipper April 18, 2025

to my dick

to my dick: like saying i don't like him but in a more disrespectful way.

M-"You know J?"
W-"Yea, J to my dick, he a bitch"

by theonlywes0 May 3, 2024