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Kiss ass

by Captain_FAGGOT April 19, 2018
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Ring yo ass

To twist one's rear end (preferably a badonkadonk) in a circular motion with the intent to draw attention from the opposing sex.
Amber, go ring yo ass on the dancefloor.
by Lil_t_87 February 2, 2010
mugGet the Ring yo assmug.

cash or ass

Having a close girl whom is not your girlfriend but close to family like a sister.
A girl best friend like a sister to you to whom you would lend a few hundred bones to help her in need.
Close enough to be fwb but are not that at the moment.

Unless she wants to use her cash or ass to repay the loan which she received from her brother from another Mother.
That girl alissa is close to like being family to a ton of friends. Yea she owes three hundred bones to her brother and she's ignoring him. Yea she knows the drill, it's cash or ass directly from me to her.
Friend 1 - hey bro isn't that alissa over there?
Me - yea bro thats her, she owes me some money and been dodging me
Friend 1- oh yea three Benjamin's right bro?
Me - exactly bro, she knows the drill and it's cash or ass and that's why she hasn't came around to pay me back.
Friend 1 - tag me in on the side
Me - yea bro I will tag you in on this cash or ass scrump session, paying for her debt with her ass!

Friend 1 - howbowdah? Cash her inside the bedroom?

Me - tag bro, you are in, paralyze her ass to where she cannot walk
Friend 1- absofuckinlutely bro! Bet!
Me - thots anonymous 901! howbowdah
Friend 1- she won't come back around us now will she?

Me - yea bro she will not know what hit her other than thinking to herself, damn I feel like I've been fucked, and can barely walk, after the cash or ass episode

Friend 1- how many episodes is there bro?
Me - as many as I want, getting my three hundred bones paid back one way or another! Howbowdah?
by Ben Franklin 💯 August 31, 2017
mugGet the cash or assmug.

Ass Chuckle

When you laugh so hard your ass jiggles
Man that was a good ass chuckle
by Barblahey February 13, 2023
mugGet the Ass Chucklemug.

Lead Man Ass

NOUN: Complicated medical condition resulting from sitting too long on one's dead ass. Presents with the following symptoms: Easily irritable, Pot Belly, Reddening Hair, Erectile Dysfunction.
"Man, I heard he got Lead Man Ass!"
"That's terrible!"
by Thatonedudeattherailroad June 8, 2021
mugGet the Lead Man Assmug.

Secondhand ass

When you see a hot bitch walking out of the family bathroom at Walmart. You know you gotta get some, but you ain't going to jail. So you sit on the same toilet that she just used. It's as good as you're going to get, fam.
You see that milf over there bro? I got her secondhand ass.
mugGet the Secondhand assmug.

Broke-assed

See broke-ass for Broke-assed
by V.Sylva May 11, 2012
mugGet the Broke-assedmug.

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