A nigga that goes out his way to impress other niggas by acting all hard and gangsta, but in reality can't run without a group of dudes cuz he pussy. They always the loudest most vulgar mufuckas in a group. They will talk about ur dead family and ur pockets to get u pissed but that nigga take dick in his ass to break bread so don't worry bout his punk ass.
"Bro this nigga best chill running his jaw like that, this "Fuck Ass Nigga" catching bullets when I see him alone"
by JoeyBand$ December 28, 2023

Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 2, 2025

The paper gasket that hangs that is dispensed in some shit houses that goes between your ass and the toilet seat which keeps the nasty AIDS infested cumshots and trapeze jumping, period juice diving pussy crabs off your ass.
Donald Trump used an ass gasket to protect his ass when he sat down to take a dump because there was shit all over the toilet seat.
by Gabe Oyce July 13, 2018

What you'd say about a man who has an absolutely massive ass. Earth shattering, horizontally oversufficient, claps you can hear across the universe.
Person 1: Dude look at that guy, he has an aunt jemima milkshake ass!
Person 2: Shut the fuck up bro, it's not that massive
Person 2: Shut the fuck up bro, it's not that massive
by amogusbruh21youstupid September 28, 2024

A beautiful glorious thing that sits on the back half of a human(only hawt ones)...Megan thee stallion has a glorious beautiful luscious ass...and you do to!!
by Chaos_outta-contxt April 23, 2021
