A Sarasota Ass is an ass (whether it be a person or thing) that comes from a pissed off liberal red neck located in good ol’ southern Florida many originating from Jacksonville
Basically what you call someone who is from white trash conservative Florida
Basically what you call someone who is from white trash conservative Florida
by Myhandlewasinusealreadysmh September 16, 2021
Get the Sarasota Assmug. Whenever someone has a ass that is do fucking flat; that even pancakes quiver in fear whenever they see people with a Tile Ass.
Chad 1: Oh mah gawd bro, Stephanie has such a Tile Ass dude
Chad 2: Yeah dude, but like Sun Tzu said, if there's a hole; there's a way.
Chad 2: Yeah dude, but like Sun Tzu said, if there's a hole; there's a way.
by Thatweirdcrazyguy September 30, 2020
Get the Tile Assmug. by Extended grab ass day April 11, 2019
Get the Extended grab ass daymug. She gave everything she could…
She believed
Even when no one ever would….
If they were where she stood…
She followed her heart…
Over thought every moment…
Dreaming it was something…
But in the end…
It was nothing…
Just a girl…
Who found a guy
Who made her twirl…
In the streets…
Just praying…
Their eyes would meet…
And he would see…
This love she has for he…
She believed
Even when no one ever would….
If they were where she stood…
She followed her heart…
Over thought every moment…
Dreaming it was something…
But in the end…
It was nothing…
Just a girl…
Who found a guy
Who made her twirl…
In the streets…
Just praying…
Their eyes would meet…
And he would see…
This love she has for he…
I guess it just wasn’t meant to be….
For her and he…
She will always dream…
Of that her heart is complete..
Ass
For her and he…
She will always dream…
Of that her heart is complete..
Ass
by 😀 UR. 😀 I will b 4u💔 August 19, 2025
Get the Assmug. Jessica: (tries to steal from Luke).
Luke: Pussy ass bitch! You’re a female! You wouldn’t do that to another female!
Luke: Pussy ass bitch! You’re a female! You wouldn’t do that to another female!
by LinkxPeach June 12, 2025
Get the Pussy ass bitchmug. by Berius June 6, 2016
Get the ass perfumemug. by OilySaltine July 9, 2022
Get the fresh cut assmug.