Limp dicking the clit

To do something half ass or put something off until later.

It was extremely hot outside so he waited until the sun goes down. If it does it’ll be nighttime. He’s limp dicking the clit.

by WilksJohannes January 20, 2021

Dick-bib

Dick-Bib
A device made of rubber or cloth used to absorb dick-tears caused through non sexual excitement.

"Oh good lord above, someone get me my dick-bib, these phillyhoma philly queso chilli fries are causing my dick tears of joy"

by ChlorineChat January 20, 2021

Dick makeup

When you see a girl that's been up for a week trying to look good but their so smoked out it looks like thay put their makeup on with a dick

omg look at that tweeker bitch she thanks she looks good with her dick makeup on

by Ateaball and flailing tuff January 20, 2021

Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick

A filthy penis that is stubby and shaped like a corkscrew.

Shalev: Man look at that penis! It looks like a deranged giraffe elbow!
Ima: No way it looks more like a Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick.

by dan_gleewang January 22, 2021

Dick

Another word for gun

I pulled out my dick and start spraying at him

by Slattmaster January 23, 2021

Dick

Somebody who is very mean. Commonly named Rose or Chad

Don’t be such a dick bro, be nice

by Tigolbittiesss January 25, 2021

Fiesta Dick

The act of letting 5 or more Mexican Babes pour salsa on your dick and balls and licking and sucking them off while your all wearing fiesta hats.

Woah, those Latinos just did a Fiesta Dick to me!!!! HOTTT!!!!

by Yo sour cream January 26, 2021