wtf-ing my way through life

Saying WTF to every slight inconvenience/ situation that happens to you

FRIEND1: Your girl out cheatin!
FRIEND2: WTF!

FRIEND1: is that your crush holding hands with mike!
FRIEND2: WTFFF!

FRIEND1: wanna play 2k?
FRIEND2: HELL YEA! * proceeds to take an L *

FRIEND2 : at this point i'm just wtf-ing my way through life

by ggnoree November 2, 2021

My MVAC

Something I own and I turn it on every night

My MVAC: I turned the MVAC on tonight

by Merlin vac engine February 27, 2022

MY PC

DONT F*CKING TOUCH MY PC

Shithead: *touches pc*
Entitled Person: DONT F*CKING TOUCH MY PC
Shithead: I wasn’t touching it

by Ninja Monke March 16, 2021

my voice

My voice moved in different tongues. My voice sings redemption songs. My voice suppresses segregation and arises integration. My voice speaks for minorities with no voice of their own. Speaks for the child living in the street with no hope for tomorrow. My voice speaks for the women robbed out of their beauty, girls robbed out of their virginity. My voice speaks out for the victims of rape. Like thunder my voice strikes rain is coming to wash away my sorrows when the rain stops my adrenaline seem to start from scratch. Like thunder my voice lightens. The sound so great it breaks the negativities, breaks the clouds and clears the sky. My voice dances in different rhythms. My voice is my pride. Moves in different tongues. My voice climbs high mountains of excitement. My voice speaks of justice

My voice is powerful

by Her Voice November 27, 2020

I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by imabroomstick September 24, 2025

Drink My Kids

The process of swallowing male ejaculation after oral sex (‘Kids’ referencing sperm)

Drink my kids: Basically an XVideos category

(Beta): “You’re trash at Call of Duty”
(Sigma): “Your mom drank my kids”

by Meat_Grinder47 February 18, 2022

Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children

Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children

Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025