dirty ondine

A Dirty Ondine is a woman who rubs taints while flipping pancakes.

I hear so and so is actually a Dirty Ondine, she likes to rub taints in her kitchen when she cooks breakfast.

by Ondine the Disco August 23, 2024

dirty swamp

a word that’s commonly used when a green ogre sneaks through the window into your bedroom to fuck ya asshole, cum into it and then dip it’s HUGE green willy into your tight ass, leaving their dick just as dirty as their swamp;);)

alex: i heard something really loud in your bedroom last night! what was it?

amelia: oh, that was shrek stretching out my asshole & giving me a dirty swamp!

alex: oh lucky, ya dirty hoe!

by ilikesmoltoes January 29, 2018

Dirty Shellie Marie

A meadow scented herb of the indica family. It provides calm, relaxed good times all day long.

I smoked some Dirty Shellie Marie to calm me down for the rest of the day

by November 09, 2021

Dirty Phelps

The act of putting a swimming cap on one's head and divin head first into some monster tang. Named after the part time Olympic swimmer, full time sex crazed maniac, Michael Phelps. Goggles are optional, but highly recommended.

Just remember, always heat up the pool before you Dirty Phelps.

by Peter Picklepecker February 02, 2013

dirty dog paw

When you're fingering a girl's asshole and you get shit on your hand and you just shove it in her pussy and continue on.

I just gave Maliya a dirty dog paw. Now both her holes stink like shit!

by Scooterfudge May 31, 2024

Dirty Padlock

A dirty padlock is similar to a dirty protest but its traditionally used at festivals where festival goers will smear faeces on their own tent to stop their belongings being stolen.

Tarquin that crusty over there has smeared s**t on his tent... Oh that's a dirty padlock Georgina.

by han.han.han April 14, 2022

Dirty gahven

when a man eats dog shit and then pukes in someone else’s mouth then cumming in it making a slushee

I Gave that bitch a dirty gahven

by coolsucker39 September 08, 2021