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Big dick energy

When someone you see just has a vibe and you think "wow he got a big dick"
Beth: "wow I'm getting some real big dick energy vibes"
Shaniqua: "same"
by BIg dick Bethany June 13, 2019
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Dick Spike

Dick Spiking is where a ton of men get hard and all lay down kinda close to eachother. Creating spikes made of dicks then women jump from a predered hight and try and land on one.
Dick spike is when men get hard and lay down like spikes then women jump on there dicks
by DinkDonk89 December 1, 2019
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Phantom dick syndrome

when a non penis owning individual wears a strap on and genuinely feels the person around/using it while it’s attached.
“i swear to god i could feel her around me, i was having phantom dick syndrome BIG time.”
by 3y3bagsss November 19, 2023
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Dick Blind

To be "Dick Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.

Dick Blindness can be seen in most attack simps that are found on the internet, but especially on Twitter/X
Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being because the silly old fool has gone dick blind
by CassieWin November 12, 2023
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Shitter Dick Syndrome

One of the most rare syndromes, discovered by the world renowned scientist Cannon Cool. It’s where you shit out of your dick.
by imboredonaroadtrip July 7, 2022
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Sock-Dick Danny

A man whose penis is uncircumcised. A term made popular by comedian Bryan Callen. See also: Clean-Tip Tim
Hey man, is your sister okay dating a Sock-Dick Danny, or is she more into Clean-Tip Tims?
by grand unified August 26, 2016
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Turtle Dick

Besides when cold or dehydrated, it's also a common side effect of doing to many stimulants like adderal or cocaine. Your penis shrivels up and gets hard from the vasoconstriction, and retreats into itself like a turtle into its shell. You are also basically impotent during this turtle dick state.
I'd love to have sex with you but I took 100 mg of adderal and I've got turtle dick.
by Turtledick Eqsquire March 27, 2025
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