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Spouse: touches your belly “do you want a fuck?
You: “goddammit I’ve eaten way too much lasagne, get your hand off my belly”
Spouse: “don’t say I never offer”
You thinking: shit, I just got the lasagne fuck offer
You: “goddammit I’ve eaten way too much lasagne, get your hand off my belly”
Spouse: “don’t say I never offer”
You thinking: shit, I just got the lasagne fuck offer
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Man2: What?
Man1: I forgot to study before the test.
Man2: Sucks for you.
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Noun
1. Current state of political affairs within the union of U.S.A after creating and hiding the holocaust of the origionial inhabitants and these once called 'promised lands'. "American won ww2 after ending the tyranny of hitler and the jewish holocaust and was some sorta big hero!!"
2. Using finances to mind control the populous into thinking there isnt a better way to co-exist, or using judicial "protect an serve" propaganda to maintain people as mental 'sheep' within a federally regulated reality so they may never get out of the circular hell of intentions leached forward by all its confused an unhappy community members.
Noun
1. Current state of political affairs within the union of U.S.A after creating and hiding the holocaust of the origionial inhabitants and these once called 'promised lands'. "American won ww2 after ending the tyranny of hitler and the jewish holocaust and was some sorta big hero!!"
2. Using finances to mind control the populous into thinking there isnt a better way to co-exist, or using judicial "protect an serve" propaganda to maintain people as mental 'sheep' within a federally regulated reality so they may never get out of the circular hell of intentions leached forward by all its confused an unhappy community members.
Can anyone see what a disgust-a-fuck president bush an v.p. chenney are politically after they're 8 year campaign through our nations union?
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