Alaskan Willy Tuck

The sexual act where your partner jacks you off firmly until you ejaculate, right before he cums, she pulls the foreskin over the head and sutures it closed for a day. After the cum has hardened and a possible serious green bacteria has formed, she removes the stitches and jerks him off again, releasing a fountain of green, bacteria filled, cum.

1. I just did the Alaskan Willy Tuck with Sandra and now I need to see a doctor!

by Poop Gobbler February 15, 2021

Fucking Willis

TREX arms when the bill comes, always associated with bad day, bad luck, or cheap as is wont even buy a cup of coffee

Alternately blame willis for other faulta

I got the first round, 3 rounds later, wheres willis, damn, i got the bar bill, fucking willis

by Nextgen worker January 17, 2017

W-Willie-Cap

W-Willie-Cap is a word you will use after you successfully spread misinformation and get your friends or peers to believe it,

"Dude did you hear he's dating a skinny chick?" "WHAT?! No way I could've sworn he only liked fat girls" "Hahaha gotcha bro that was W-Willie-cap

by Joseph Helmer April 18, 2024

Willy weird

When your dick behaves Strange.

For example: when you get a boner, while you talking to your boys.

Me: Waddup boys? How‘s you goin? Was it nice yes....
Homeboy: .... urghh sorry but duuude you have a fat boner!

Me: Oh fuck! Willy weird.
Homeboy: Damn.

by HumorStalin May 11, 2019

willy out

to get out of a class because it's too hard. Coined by a friend named William, who promptly got out of AP Chemistry because it was too hard.

"Is this class too hard for you?"
"Are you going to willy out?"

by abel(notmyrealname)rendon February 3, 2014

Willies

case of the convulsive shivers that men experience when hit on by a creepy girl.

Ben got hit by a case of the willies when the ugly waiter at hooters walked away.

by bigbubba14 May 16, 2018

Willy

Big dick nigga fuck good

Willy fucked my brains out last night

by XDkillurself January 1, 2022