Turkey day

Turkey day is where we celebrate the turkey joy

Turkey is the best thing ever

What do you mean

TURKEY DAY

by Typicalxbbyyy May 3, 2020

hot turkey

No shits given or savage.

Jimmy was hot turkey when he decided to fill Principal Welker's car up with large dildos.

by sweeticedtea25 June 4, 2019

turkey breast

the act of putting turkey sandwhich meat on bare naked breast and eating it off them.

dude1:dude that chick i got with last night.
dude2: yea?
dude1: i toatally turkey brested her.
dude2: awsome im going to turkey breast my girl tonite.

by jaraiya December 18, 2009

Mud Turkey

A person that you tie a chain or rope around and then drag through a very very large mud hole till they are completly covered in mud.

Look at the mud turkey!

by Judge dredd7 August 2, 2011

Slim Stringed Turkey

An individual who wears clothing that does not correspond to the length of their body. With the clothing on the shorter side.

Kristin: Lil Kels's crop top looks more like a bra.
Karen: Yeah she reminds me of a Slim Stringed Turkey. Ohhh nooo not again! Now she's stripping!
Kristin: Now her inner Prickly Porcupine Pornstar is coming out!

by dan_gleewang January 16, 2021

Hungarian Turkey Slicer

A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy.

Me and John did the Hungarian Turkey Slicer last Thanksgiving.

by anonymous December 6, 2024

Old Turkey

Old Turkey is a nickname for anyone who is old, wrinkly, and really tan.

John Gilmore is so tan, old, and wrinkly he is an old turkey.

by aidin jhvvnvbj December 14, 2018