Your common horny little sex slave. Can't open a pickle jar on his own, but hell does he give a killer hand job. He is known around town for his complementary over the pants handy's. No one can quite understand how such strong hands can have a tender embrace. Over all a nice dude with a born talent for hand jobs.
by GrumpyAssNugget February 8, 2015
Get the peter morrismug. Highly Niche situation but sometimes you may come across a Peter who just happens to smell of eggs, needs a name.
by ReamusNath August 6, 2024
Get the Eggy Petermug. To fail at an amazingly easy task, or (in contrast) to succeed in an amazingly difficult one. Mostly refers to sports.
Generally said whilst tapping one's nose or raising arms at a 90degree angle triumphantly.
Generally said whilst tapping one's nose or raising arms at a 90degree angle triumphantly.
1 - Two blokes are playing billiards. Bloke 1 has the 8 ball a centimetre from the top right pocket.
Bloke 1: You might as well cough up that $10 now, mate.
*Bloke 1 buggers up the shot*
Bloke 1: I can't believe I did that.
Bloke 2: That's a Peter Collis *taps nose* if I ever saw one.
2 - Two blokes are playing golf.
Bloke 1: Oh man, I'm getting slaughtered here. I hate this hole.
*Bloke 1 hits a hole in one*
Bloke 1: HA! PETER COLLIS! *raises arms triumphantly*
Bloke 1: You might as well cough up that $10 now, mate.
*Bloke 1 buggers up the shot*
Bloke 1: I can't believe I did that.
Bloke 2: That's a Peter Collis *taps nose* if I ever saw one.
2 - Two blokes are playing golf.
Bloke 1: Oh man, I'm getting slaughtered here. I hate this hole.
*Bloke 1 hits a hole in one*
Bloke 1: HA! PETER COLLIS! *raises arms triumphantly*
by zibzabzob January 18, 2011
Get the Peter Collismug. by tony.STANK October 19, 2020
Get the Peter Parkermug. 
Guy- “Omg look it’s Ben carrington-peters! don’t talk to him he’ll bite your face of with his arrogant words”
Guy2- “ he must be a Leo, ugh I hate them”
Guy2- “ he must be a Leo, ugh I hate them”
by Has.sssy May 22, 2021
Get the ben carrington-petersmug. by uncle_J O N E S69420jim January 11, 2021
Get the toot-suit petermug.