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Josk Turkey Truck

A Josk Turkey Truck is a truck that has a long build than a usual truck size. Use this information if you will.
That Josk Turkey Truck is not what it means, but Josk Turkey just means long alright. Please do not win this time as No one can find themselves the one to blame. This Option is a fitness time and due to the wet weather there is a chance to be fluently weird...
Truck Driver: Look how long this truck man 😭😭😭😭😭
The Person: Isn't that a Josk Turkey Truck??
Truck Driver: Yes it is a Josk Turkey.
The Person: WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT 😭😭😭😭
Truck Driver: Can you please Shut up.
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Eating the Turkey

Too Eat the Turkey you must first fist the turkey and shove you’re head in the gaping hole.
I tried to stop masturbating so I started eating the turkey.
by Scouterkid783 January 25, 2019
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Tucked Turkey

A tucked turkey is a perfect pussy where the lips are not saggy and the vulva does not hang. The exact opposite of a turkey pussy.
My friend has an amazing tucked turkey which I would love to play with all night long.
by MaDDoG44 June 1, 2018
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Turkey Dinner with Mashed Potatoes and Gravy

A codeword for homosexual men, dating back to the 80s and part of the early 90s. If a man wanted to signal to other homosexuals in a restaurant, he would specifically order a turkey dinner with mashed potatoes and turkey gravy on the side. Then afterwards said homosexual would head out to the nearest secluded area, usually a wooded enviroment.
Jim just ordered the Turkey Dinner with Mashed Potatoes and Gravy on the side, he must be looking for a hookup in the woods.
by FedUpLineCook August 22, 2019
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Cold Turkey

When a girl has a loose vagina and it smells really bad
Dude did you see Morgan last night?
Yea dude that was some cold turkey...
by jasmarih June 11, 2016
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Catching the Crazy Turkey

Sleeping in your significant other's bed & having kinky, messed up sex
"You've been over there catching the crazy turkey with Lindsay again, haven't you?"
by 19Parsons92 December 13, 2014
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Spicy Turkey Twizzler

A variation of the Turkery Twizzler.

The act in which the male or female with a strap on, points the shaft upwards vertically while lying down. The partner, male or female, then proceeds to "sit" on the shaft - with it in the anus. Then while the person lying down stays still, the person riding the shaft proceeds to spin around almost in a breakdance type fashion. Except this time while the partner spins around on the shaft, they defecate and liquid shite is spread all over the partner's scrotum and abdomen.
"My girl loves a spicy turkey twizzler, i sincerely do not. Don't worry, i'll serve her a nice hot lunch tomorrow as a gift of my appreciation"

"I got a spicy turkey twizzler yesterday, my boyfriend still smells of... um... spices."
by Pigeon on a Microscooter November 16, 2011
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