michael phelps

half man half fish the greatest swimmer of all time. Some say hes less then a god but more then a man like a modern day herclues

michael phelps is as fast as a fish

by zach everest October 10, 2008

michael phelps

one of the sexiest men you'll ever see. you'll wanna blow him. trust me.

oh my god did you see michael phelps?! i wanna fuck him so hard

by prankstess October 17, 2008

Michael Jackson

This man IS NOT DEAD! I REST MY CASE.

(STOP SAYING HE’S UGLY OR SCARY. HE IS SO DAMN HOT!! EVEN AFTER HIS SURGERIES!)

anyone- ew Michael Jackson is so ugly
Me- *pulls out gun* hmm?
anyone- oh I mean he’s so cute!
Me- that’s what I thought bitch.

by missdiggory April 11, 2021

Michael and Keyla

An amazing couple or friend zone relationship

I can’t believe Michael and Keyla are dating

by Nicek October 7, 2021

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson was framed and falsely accused of child molestation to distract people from the actual pedophiles in Hollywood.

All the lies about Michael came from a fictional book written by the pedophile author Victor Gutierrez who was a member of the NAMBLA.

Michael Jackson was 100% innocent and never hurt anyone unlike hollywood directors such as Woody Allen, Roman Polanski, Harvey Weinstein and more that are all walking free.

Michael Jackson was the greatest entertainer on earth and was too powerful for the elite so they had to get rid of him.

by A muthaphukkin beazt from the May 11, 2019

Michael Yo'ing

(verb) An act characterized by the compulsion of "kissing the asses" of celebrities in an attempt to exploit your own meager celebrity. From the show Chelsea Lately: Lately Lexicon Clip. See also brown nosing ass kissing

He was Michael Yo'ing all the way home with his serial celebrity ass kissing lips.

by Bedazzled Addison May 6, 2010

michael o'leary

some fuckin sick cunt that loves Rachel Paull

wow he's such a Michael O'Leary

by tickle my peach July 4, 2016