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Nile River

When A Young Woman uses a plastic fork to stab her vaginal canal to the point of bleeding and lets the discharge flow into a masturbating midgets mouth she stands atop of butt naked.
Luke: I can't believe you let them each drink a Nile River.
Jackie: It's all in good fun!.
by GreekRocket November 23, 2024
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Brent Riveraism

An Ideology Where President Stole Jokes From Tumblr Or Twitter To Use It As Their Campaign
This Country’s Ideology Is Brent Riveraism
by Naufalicious November 30, 2024
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Thames River Monster

A species of male that inhabits the elgin county ON area that indulges in illicit drugs and partying. Aswell they take into the acts of poaching and drunk driving. Loan me 20 bucks guy never pay it back guy.
The Thames River Monster got my $20 again
by 76truckcamper December 7, 2024
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Arianna Rivera

**Arianna Rivera**: A name that commands respect and admiration. Arianna Rivera is the perfect balance of beauty, brains, and boldness. She’s the type of person who doesn’t take nonsense from anyone—sharp-tongued when needed, loyal to the core, and always ready to stand up for what’s right. Her confidence is unmatched, and her presence is impossible to ignore. Tough as nails but with a heart of gold, Arianna Rivera is the friend who will hype you up, defend you fiercely, and push you to be the best version of yourself. Cross her, and you’ll quickly realize she’s no one to mess with—but earn her loyalty, and you’ve got an unstoppable force in your corner.
Everyone needs a friend like Arianna Rivera
by anonymous December 16, 2024
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Joan Rivers

an American comedian, actress, producer, writer, and television host. She was noted for her blunt, often controversial comedic persona that was heavily self-deprecating and acerbic, especially towards celebrities and politicians, delivered in her signature New York accent. She is considered a pioneer of women in comedy.23 She received an Emmy Award and a Grammy Award, as well as nomination for a Tony Award.

Rivers started her career in comedy clubs in Greenwich Village alongside her peers George Carlin, Woody Allen, and Richard Pryor.4 She then rose to prominence in 1965 as a guest on The Tonight Show. Hosted by her mentor, Johnny Carson, the show established Rivers's comedic style. In 1986, with her own rival program, The Late Show with Joan Rivers, Rivers became the first woman to host a late night network television talk show. She subsequently hosted The Joan Rivers Show (1989–1993), winning a Daytime Emmy for Outstanding Talk Show Host. From the mid-1990s, she became known for her comedic red carpet awards show celebrity interviews.56 Rivers co-hosted the E! celebrity fashion show Fashion Police from 2010 to 2014 and starred in the reality series Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best? (2011–2014) with daughter Melissa Rivers.
I love Joan Rivers she is so irreverent and hilarious
by OG Daddy December 29, 2024
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Hocking River dwarfgasim

When a little midget lady shoves a Hocking River carp so far up her poopysnatch that it swims out of her twat causing an explosive Hocking River dwarfgasim.
Me: hey Teresa eeestomp why are you quivering so hard, it's 75⁰ outside?
Teresa: that carp gave me a Hocking River dwarfgasim. At least I smell better now.
by Recycle champ January 24, 2025
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quicky river

It's when you eat or digest things that give you the runs. Then you wait a couple hours and let it brew in your stomach, you will go to your partner, then you sit on their face as you fart and let your butthole clamp on the tip of their nose.Thats when you will expell all your muddy fluids as you stand up and let it all flush out.
Hey honey I don't feel so well today you wanna try a quicky river?
by Thethreeblueburriots February 2, 2025
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