ricardo retardo 

When you get very intense war flashbacks from something. Some flashbacks may be of thumb man, or Noah. The scariest of all flashbacks is Ricardo. The reason for this is because only retards see him, hence the name retardo ricardo. Another scary part is that he makes anyone gay with his sexy pecs and biceps. And lets not forget his charm.

You know noah?
Ya, thumb man?
Bro, you just gave me ricardo retardo flashbacks

ricardo retardo by eRecTiLE rEPtilE 69 May 13, 2019

Rock Star Retarded 

The act of being so mentally challenged, home grown backwoods country bumpkin stupid, that simple tasks such as talking, physical activity (swimming) challenges the individual to extreme measures. During this process they become both extremely confused and frustrated at the situation, so much so, that it taxes their mental capacity to continue further activities such as and including breathing.

Brace Face: "Get your Oscar Myer Wiener over here!"
Person 2: "You get your Oscar Myer Wiener over here!"
Brace Face to Person 3: "That guy thinks I have a dick"
Person 3 to Person 2: "She said you think she has a dick"
Person 2: "That girl is Rock Star Retarded!!!"

Rock Star Retarded by JoMo B Ho August 4, 2010

Rejard

- A retard who is rejected from society.

"You are such a RE JARD..go home" said Billy
"No!" yelled Sped Stevey
"You FUCK, you dirty little fuck, imma kill u, oh u fuckin rejard i will rip your balls off and make u eat them !" yelled Billy
"Yeah I am sure you will, WANKSTA" said Sped Stevey
(Stevey now gets his head kicked in until he dies, because he was a REJARD..and no one cared about him, not even the police or hospital."

Rejard by DanFarny April 29, 2008

Retarb 

Purposeful typo that provides censor free use of the word retard in rocket league game chat.

"LOL RETARBSSS! GIT GOT"
"Tm8 retarb"
"nice try retarb"
"what a save tarb"

"great pass retarb"
"gg retarbs"
"ff retarbs"
"just quit retarbs"

Retarb by Retarb December 25, 2020

My Regards to Lady Mars 

When you want to tell someone that you love them. It's also an album by an artist called royo, he invented the term.

I'll send you my regards to lady mars

My Regards to Lady Mars by walterberrytalksaboutroyo March 30, 2022

Formally Regarded 

A shitty-ass comeback that doesn't even make sense but could potentially be pulled off if someone calls you retarded and the crowd is retarded enough to accept it.

Emma: You are a RETARDED SON OF A BITCH LYING CHEATER!

Justin: Why yes, I am just simply formally regarded.

Formally Regarded by An0nny442 March 18, 2023

retardican 

High-profile pseudo-celebrities such as Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh, who when confronted with fact, respond with name calling and personal attacks, instead of a rebuttal with an equally compelling point of view. More aggressive than the demotard, the retardican uses catch phrases and repetition to instill fear of total collapse under any other leadership or system of values other than their own.

I could tell they were retardicans when they responded to the Presidents request for an "on-air, fully transparent discussion" with , "this could be a trap" instead of embracing this as an opportunity to work together to accomplish a goal.

retardican by ronchee 1 3 February 13, 2010