cold pizza

sometimes good sometimes shit

i like to eat cold pizza, but only sometimes

by scoobert-doo September 22, 2022

Emergency pizza outfit

Emergency pizza outfit is a socially acceptable looking set of clothes that pizza pros put on after ordering pizza online. The emergency outfit usually stays hidden under a comfy, stretched and obviously dirty sweater that gets thrown on a floor in panic upon hearing a doorbell by the pizza pro.

In an effort not to look like a complete flat troll, one can complement the emergency pizza outfit with a crazy, upside down head shake to make one's hair not look so blaaah.

Gurl, I'm so on point today. I even put on my emergency pizza outfit, so the delivery guy doesn't think I'm a freaking flat troll.

by peanutbuttermothernutter December 7, 2016

Pizza Kiev

hiring an Eastern European prostitute, having her eat a full room service spread at the Four Seasons, and then jacking off under a glass coffee table while she pukes it all up onto the top.

credit to: somethingawful

#1: The CEO really likes his pizza kiev
#2: wow :/

by SonoControl October 2, 2013

Pisagna Pizza

(Pisagna pronounced (pi-zaan-yuh) The base is a layer of your choice of ground meat sautéd with minced onion plus spices fold in marinara sauce. Then a layer of ricotta. Then a blend of mozzarella and parmesan. Bake until melted. Top off with fresh tomato slices, fresh parsley, and fresh basil.

Brian asked Greg, “Do you want a pisagna Pizza?” Greg said, “Heck yeah!”

by Amelia.Summers January 24, 2025

Pizza

The thing that Americans think the made and the thing that a new yorker can argue with you for 5 hours about

italian: Amico la pizza è italiana perché continui a dire che non lo è?

New Yorkers/Americans: Shut the actual heck up

by Learn to play kid June 9, 2021

Pizza-stoned

1. When you get so high and all you can think about it pizza

2.) yah know... pizza-stoned

I got so fucked up last night, man I was pizza-stoned

by Ddddd320 July 31, 2018

beef pizza

When you go down on a girl and she's on her period and then she shits but you don't stop

Last night I was eating this girl out while she was on the rag and she shit herself so I ate the beef pizza.

by Wesley Sanchez July 28, 2016