jeans penis

When a woman with a bodacious booty wears jeans but the front of the jeans hang loose in the crotch giving the illusion of having a male appendage even though you are a female

Those jeans give her a huge jeans penis. Nasty, wear something that fits that bodacious butt right!

by Kaery April 13, 2015

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Jalapeño penis

The act where one person will eat hot food usually jalapeño and goes to pee with out washing there hands Therefore burning there penis with the heat

"omg I got jalapeño penis!"

by Blake Phipps June 12, 2016

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To "do a penis johnson" means to perform terribly at a task or to commit an act with inexplicable motivation and decidedly adverse effect. This term originates from a 2014 incident in which rapper Andre Johnson (AKA Christ Bearer) severely injured his phallus while under the influence of narcotics.

-Did you hear about how badly Steve did on the job interview yesterday?
-Yeah, he really did a penis johnson.

by DaNozzlah August 25, 2020

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Penis wilt

When the penis bends

Dam, Jack North has a penis wilt

by eggpoo123 January 11, 2017

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Penis Turnt

When you bang her so damn hard and good she cums so much her legs shake. She can’t walk or think straight.

I banged Rachel so long and hard last night she was penis turnt. She couldn’t walk to the bathroom to wipe up and I ended up having to go make my own sandwich.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

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