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ninja

1.a language created for the purpose of communicating in class w/o words
2.the speaking version of the ninja language has words with multiple meanings.
3.no attempts to speak ninja should be made if proper usage is not known.
The ninja language is the perfect communication for school.

a:so how was checking your myspace last nite?
b:i couldnt my top friend was sick.
by nja8689 December 28, 2008
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Ninja Brain

A person who says silly things like they mean it....that makes absolutely no sense to normal people.
She is such a ninja brain for sayin sh*t like that.
by milliondollagurl March 19, 2010
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playing fruit ninja

suggests someones cutting themselves
'oh Hey i was playing fruit ninja a lot yesterday!!'
'you know that isnt good'
'i know perfectly well!!#
by azzysass June 27, 2021
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Stage Ninja

A stagecrew member of Snow White.

Stage crew = Ninja

Thus, Stage Ninja!

Of course there are other varieties of these ninjas, such as Ninja Bunny. (But that shall be explained in its own definition.)
Girl: We're STAGE NINJAS!
Other Girl: U-Uh, Okayyy then...
(the other girl runs away quickly)
by Kellen :] December 23, 2008
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Ninja Sex Party

Ninja Sex Party (NSP) is a band created by Danny Sexbang (Leigh Daniel Avidan) and Ninja Brian (Brian Wecht). They make music that usually involves Danny attempting to hit on women, but ultimately failing. While Danny's character is a self-centered douchebag, he is very nice in person. Brian's character is a murderous Ninja, but in real life he is a theoretical physicist.

Ninja Sex Party is also a part of another band called "Starbomb". Starbomb includes Danny, Brian, and Egoraptor. Starbomb's premise is to make songs about video game characters being put into adult situations.
by Arin's Chins June 25, 2014
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ninjas cutting onions

A slang term for crying while observing something tearjerking, such as a sad film scene. This refers to both a ninja's alleged stealth abilities, and the irritation of the eyes by the fluids in an onion.
I was watching The Notebook yesterday. Damn ninjas cutting onions the whole time..
by Intelligence001 December 17, 2016
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Ninja Punch

The act of catching a fart with your cuffed hand then throwing it under an unsuspecting subjects nose.
Dude when bill was sitting in his car with the window down I hit him with a Ninja Punch.
by Tigs84 October 27, 2013
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