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mike rizzo

The GM for the Washington Nationals. Also known to be the biggest bitch of 2021 for having a fire sale in DC
Mike Rizzo sold the entire roster like bombs in Pakistan
by Anditus August 1, 2021
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mike money

Money to use on/for strippers and at the strip club
Dave: Yo man I brought some mike money for after we leave Jake's house!
Tyler: Hell yeah.
by Neutral Nandy July 5, 2017
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Mike

Short for Michael in many cultures.

This person is the most common friend to have in multiples for people born in the 1980's through early 1990's due to the extremely high popularity of the name in that era. People in this age group know so many Mikes that they confuse others and themselves frequently in conversation without establishing systems of differentiation. A Mike can be the best and most loyal friend with great personal hygiene and cleanliness skills to match their natural charm. Not all Mikes are created equal.
"Mike's coming over later, is that cool?"

"Which fucking Mike?"
by NickEffinB May 30, 2025
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MIKE LANE

DUDE HAS THE BIGGEST COCK PULLS THE BADDEST BITCH ALL HAIL MIKE LANE
by djdjhrnxnxbdbd December 10, 2021
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Mike Pussner

A gangster who takes pills in Ibiza while hooking with his wife.
Mike Pussner: If I could write you a song to make you fall in love, I would already have you up under my ass, I used up all my dicks, I hope that you like piss, But, you probably won't, you think you're cooler than pee.
by GregNelson29 May 21, 2023
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mike rowe moment

when you have to do something with an animal that is painful to the animal, during which time it inadvertendly pees on you
I got this pal, he's studying to be an agronomist; he has a Mike Rowe moment every day
by John Damage June 7, 2011
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leck mike rack

leck mike rack is a stupid kahoot name
by MLGassSlayer10000 February 23, 2021
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