Meat Thermometer

Another name for a penis.

Andrew: Oh Jeffery stop playing with my meat thermometer.

Meat Thermometer by ChesterTM May 10, 2015

meat carriage

A vehicle that is used to drive others around, much like a taxi cab, but the fare is paid with meat instead of currency.

Justin: "Hey can you drive me to the airport in your meat carriage?"
Evan: "Yeah, but it will cost you 3 packs of sausages."
Justin: "Fair enough."

meat carriage by meattaxi December 5, 2015

meat money 

A little purse that is primarily spent on male prostituion

Eg im saving more meat money so i can have a visit from Ernesto on saturday

meat money by DictatorshipDictionary January 22, 2016

Meat Train 

A 3 way between 2 males and 1 female with the male in the middle. When you're about to penetrate you yell "All Aboard!" And when you're about to cum you say "We are now arriving at your destination."

"My bi friend talked me into a meat train with him and his girlfriend"

Meat Train by FishTheChris July 30, 2016

meat blunt 

A blunt made out of meat

Melanie is smoking a dank meat blunt.

meat blunt by Melanie500 October 26, 2016

meat grinder 

the pussy of an especially slutty girl / woman who has seem so much dick that her pussy has been deemed the "meat grinder"

Jarren: I went on a date with bloodrayne last night and got up in them wall's. Bryce: dude her pussy is a meat grinder.

meat grinder by Archmonarch July 8, 2017

Meat Sweats 

Meat sweats

When you wake up and there’s an imprint of yourself in sweat on your bed

ugh i woke up with some meat sweats Grayson Dolan

Meat Sweats by Dolanspearl December 10, 2017