Tim: Aw fuck i failed the test
Derek: no worries mate, just slip him a lobster and he will let you pass
Derek: no worries mate, just slip him a lobster and he will let you pass
by bosss1244222 December 8, 2013
Get the slip him a lobster mug.A secret society dedicated to the lobsterfication of everything. But this is a secret, so obviosly foret about it and don't mention it to anyone. Its too weird to even consider being real anyway, so just forget about it. OK?
The SSLP also has deep and loving investment in the Flanders and extended family. Tamsin, Mom, Dad, extended family and relationships are the most important people to the SSLP.
The SSLP also has deep and loving investment in the Flanders and extended family. Tamsin, Mom, Dad, extended family and relationships are the most important people to the SSLP.
by iloveandmissuall December 22, 2014
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When you pay a condescendingly small denomination of money to a dumb hipster girl to stick your dick in the hole of the loose hanging flesh that comprises her previously-gauged earlobe.
by HeyitsGinoB69 October 28, 2015
Get the Lease-a-Lobe mug.Larry The Not Lobster is a stuffed Scorpion that was mistaken to be a Lobster. He's always grumpy and doesn't like new people, he shows this by making a mooing sound and attacks them with his claws.
He likes Bluey the Whale who is his best friend and love watching wrestling together.
Larry loves getting more attention than everyone else because he's special.
He has his own song that goes LAAARRYYY THE NOT LOBSTER which gets repeated a number of times and then he does a cute little dance.
But at the end of the day he loves nothing more than climbing into his egg sock and getting snug at the end of the day and going to leep.
He likes Bluey the Whale who is his best friend and love watching wrestling together.
Larry loves getting more attention than everyone else because he's special.
He has his own song that goes LAAARRYYY THE NOT LOBSTER which gets repeated a number of times and then he does a cute little dance.
But at the end of the day he loves nothing more than climbing into his egg sock and getting snug at the end of the day and going to leep.
by Lord Mountevans August 26, 2017
Get the Larry The Not Lobster mug.Burning hot diarrhea. Caused by irritation of the lower intestines due to excessive consumption of capsaicin; hot peppers.
1. "Sorry I have been on the can all morning, I have a serious case of the burning hot lobster's."
2. "I shouldn't have signed up for that hot wing challenge. I'll have flaming hot lobster's tonight!"
2. "I shouldn't have signed up for that hot wing challenge. I'll have flaming hot lobster's tonight!"
by LumberDiesel July 29, 2019
Get the Flaming Hot Lobster mug.The sadomasochistic act of inserting a live lobster into one's anus, prior to anal intercourse.
The aim of "Assing the Lobster" is for the penetrator to achieve orgasm without having their penis irreparably mutilated by the increasingly agitated lobster that is residing the host's rectum.
This incredibly reckless sexual act usually ends up with the host dying of internal haemorrhaging and the partner severely injured and mentally scarred. The lobster is generally indifferent once released from the host's devastated bunghole. 100% Would. Not. recommended.
The aim of "Assing the Lobster" is for the penetrator to achieve orgasm without having their penis irreparably mutilated by the increasingly agitated lobster that is residing the host's rectum.
This incredibly reckless sexual act usually ends up with the host dying of internal haemorrhaging and the partner severely injured and mentally scarred. The lobster is generally indifferent once released from the host's devastated bunghole. 100% Would. Not. recommended.
"Karen made me play assing the lobster last night. My cock looks like fucking slinky now."
"Jeez, man. Fuck Karen!" ...
"That was the problem! At least she's dead now"
"Jeez, man. Fuck Karen!" ...
"That was the problem! At least she's dead now"
by zoidburg_is_not_a_fan September 18, 2019
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