King Kayzer

A tall blonde who sustainably hides a kayzer cat

Bro is that the king kayzer

Yeah bro you can tell by the platinum blonde and covering of the cat

by Clemhasabigbum February 6, 2023

King Arthur

When a funny man enters a voice channel and is about to be kicked.

"King Arthur" has entered the VC.

by Dissolucid February 13, 2023

Uncut King

uncircumcised man used as a term of endearment

He is massive and an uncut king!

by babygurl.lexi October 12, 2023

Graced by a king

When your enemies admit to being graced by your bullets

"So this is how it feels to be Graced by a King"

by Tagashi October 20, 2023

King Kamehameha

Biggest hammah in human history. First king of Hawai’i, ali’i Mo’i of the Big Island, such a hammah that every Polynesian race claims that he is one of them.

Noun
Samoan guy: “brah I telling you dat fakah King Kamehameha was one Samoan fr”
Hawaiian: “Brah if he one Samoan why he no go conquer Samoa den?”
Tongan: “Nah bro he was definitely Tongan, my great great great uncle cousins grampah knew dat fakah”

by Clint Westwood April 8, 2023

Shullsa King

30 yeah old economics teacher in Wisconsin crossed with popular movie series “Tulsa King”.

That’s the Shullsa King

by Carmine92406 May 1, 2023

King Amire

A cool dude who owns his own stuff. But he sounds 12.

Person 1: He it's king amire Person 2: oh hey 12 year old

by KikiG.o.D October 19, 2019