black jesus

a drink composed of 1 part vodka, 2 parts milk, 1 part half-n-half, and 2 parts Nesquik.

keep your rosary close, but keep your black jesus closer...

by dj-nasty June 9, 2005

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Jesus Syndrome

When a woman feels sorry for a man due to certain misfortunes or troubles and sleeps with him to help him feel better.She feels she can save him,even though for a minute..or two,max five!

1.He had been dumped by his girlfriend and lost his job on the same day so she got the Jesus Syndrome and gave him some.

2.Guy: (over the phone) Hi there.Will you come over tonight for some more loving

Chic:Dude like I told you the last 15 nights you've called,hell no! What we had last time was Jesus Syndrome. You've got a prosthetic leg now so you can walk again.I'm cured,stop calling me!

Guy: Bitch!

Chic:*hangs up*

by EricKay (credit to Nyambura) August 13, 2009

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Jesus Shit

The best food in the world, straight from the ass of jesus or barbers oven

Barber you fat shit give me your Jesus Shit

by Mats Miller December 9, 2008

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Ginger Jesus

When a gay dude shaves his pubes into the shape of a cross.

His robe fell open, exposing his perfect Ginger Jesus.

by Don Hote April 16, 2019

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Jesus Keir

When someone claims to be the Second Coming of Christ. Some will believe and others won't. It's simply a matter of faith.

If it doesn't come from love, it's not from God.

JESUS KEIR! How long are you going to continue with trying to make people believe in Christ?

You are not what we pictured, you are a sinner, you aren't from the country we expected.

You have both religous and religious people hating you. Your proof and good timing is just as coincidence. You are not enough. Stop telling everyone God loves them!

by anonymous March 30, 2023

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