The Dutch Paul Newman

Defecating on the covers and rubbing it in your partners face.

I one upped her Dutch Oven by giving her The Dutch Paul Newman. Afterwords she broke up with me and I had to buy a new bed.

by Paco1568 October 30, 2011

Dutch Plumber

a Dutch plumber is a sexual term usually used amongst trade workers. To perform a “Dutch plumber”, when one guy inserts an ABS pipe into the anal cavity of another and spray hot or cold water into the pipe.

Those plumbers probably gave each other a “Dutch plumber”.
Take your shirt off and give me a “Dutch plumber”.
The boss’s son gave me a “Dutch plumber”.

by Mr. Kenny January 20, 2019

The Dutch Effect

A consistently negative phenomenon that occurs when Dutch—either a person known as Dutch or someone associated with the nickname—watches a sports game that their friends or family are emotionally invested in. Once Dutch tunes in, the favored team almost always loses. In extreme cases, a star player suffers a serious or season-ending injury. The Dutch Effect has become synonymous with jinxing crucial moments in sports.

Dutch’s family is rooting hard for the Indiana Pacers in Game 7 of the 2025 NBA Finals. After staying away the entire series, Dutch decides to watch. The result? The Pacers lose in heartbreaking fashion, and Tyrese Haliburton sustains a major injury that sidelines him for the entire next season. That’s the Dutch Effect in full force.

by The Unreal Monkey Family June 24, 2025

Auto-Dutch oven

When a sick bastard gives themself a Dutch oven.

I was so bored last night, I performed an Auto-Dutch oven.

by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022

dutch bonnet

When you take a shit in someone's bed and put the sheets back over it

Steves left Bob a "Dutch Bonnet" at that party last night

by Stwot July 7, 2017

Dutch Windmill

The act of whilst being inside a man (either via penile insertion or pegging) the man in front proceeds to spin his dick like a windmill

OMG guys did you hear? Camilla totally gave Glenn a Dutch windmill

by Cambo_Clown December 10, 2021

dutch present

a present your boyfriend gives you that you can both share but only he will enjoy

" oh how lovely, tickets to see Andy Murray in some blokes tennis tournament ive never heard of. Well you can take your dutch present and go on your own"

by climatejames November 16, 2016