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Human V-Rung

A phrase created to define the shape made by inserting two penises into a woman's mouth at an offset angle during a threesome.
Mike: "She said, 'You wanna get naked?', and my boy and I were like, 'Pfff, fuck yeah!' Then we made a Human V-Rung and I took a picture on my cell phone!"
by SlickMaple October 12, 2008
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Human BAEblade

When you rip anal beads out of bae as fast as possible while shes hunched over on her knees on an oiled floor to spin her around.
Dude, I turned her into a human baeblade last night
by Xenorak January 11, 2019
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Freak Without a Human Heart

A strange, unlikable person that doesn't fit in. Particularly one that speaks to animals or Pokémon.
"N?! He's nothing more than a freak without a human heart!"
by anonymous January 2, 2025
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Professional Human

(noun) A person (Homo sapien) who, by exhibiting good characteristics, earns results in their lives consistent with their intentions; a person who continuously creates extraordinary interactions and value with others; someone who is wise, open, respectful, and kind.
Because he moves through the world as a Professional Human, he realizes results that are consistent with his intentions, and his life is serene and has great value.
by BigDawg63 May 13, 2023
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human splat
by Corbin3645 June 7, 2021
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Human Suitcase

A midget on rollerskates wearing all your clothes while pulled by a string.
I saw my first human suitcase at the airport
by jasonswestern March 1, 2011
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Human Torch

When you kidnap someone and take them to your basement then proceed to tie them up and light them on fire while making them watch all the Fantastic Four films on a loop until they burn to death.
Doug: I need to burn off some steam
Rick: why don’t you go Human Torch someone?
by Ur Local Farmer June 1, 2020
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