Human Thermostat

A Chayce or a Scott who monkeys up into an attic to turn valves for hot or cold air.

My boss calls us the human thermostats because we determine the temperature.

by Chayce1981 April 13, 2024

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Humans.

Humans ranging from condescending to idiotic or ruthless.
Humans who will make you say "I hate it here''

I typed "I hate it here" in my computer's search bar, because of fucking foolish humans.

by HumansBeingETW April 26, 2022

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human gravy

gravy made of kid batter :D

"Aye yo aye girl swallow my human gravy bihhhh"

by k1l3il September 30, 2021

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The Human Centaurnipede

Term for the sex position in which a standing/leaning individual receives cunnilingus from someone crabwalking bemeath them

"My friend and i engaged in the human centaurnipede last night, and purt near broke the futon in the process."

by Fibbermcgee July 9, 2023

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Human Beer Bong

A large woman lifts up a significantly smaller man and performs the rusty trombone. Literally holding the penis as the top of the funnel might be, and treating the asshole like end of the tube.

I quaffed six cherry coke and rums, induced vomit, closed my eyes, opened them, met an amazon looking woman, got in her car, and and when I come to, I'm being used as a human beer bong. Better than a blumpkin, I think

by Steak Salad December 18, 2012

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