Hot Cheetos 

Those hot chips that turn everything red (even your poop) that you can eat with everything and it's hella good.

Recipe:

Take a plain bagel and toast it lightly
Take plain cream cheese and put a lot of it on the bagel
Put a lot of hot cheetos on one side, put a single layer on the other.

Smash the sides together and what do you have?
A CHAGEL. =]

Denaynay: I want some hot cheetos and cream cheese
Jonqueesha: Man, just slap em on a bagel!

Hot Cheetos by MONiKAA November 12, 2009

hot karl 

When you shit into a tube sock, then hit someone in the face with it and scream "Hot Karl!"

Yo, your roommate is a dick. Let's hit him up with a Hot Karl tonight.

hot karl by Caesar October 11, 2003

Hot Paul 

The act of defecating on one's own scrotum while on the toilet.

What's that smell??? That my friend is a Hot Paul.

Hot Paul by wrxtasy August 5, 2007

hot diggity (dog ziggity boom) 

A song sung by Perry Como in 1956, with a melody based on Chabrier's "España Rhapsody".

Hot Diggity (Dog Ziggity Boom)
CHORUS
Oh, hot diggity, dog ziggity, boom what you do to me
It's so new to me, what you do to me
Hot diggity, dog ziggity, boom what you do to me
When you're holding me tight
Never dreamed anybody could kiss thattaway
Bring me bliss thattaway, what a kiss thattaway
What a wonderful feelin' to feel thattaway
Tell me where have you been all my life
CHORUS
Never knew that my heart could go "zing" thattaway
Ting-a-ling thattaway, make me sing thattaway
Said "goodbye" to my troubles, they went thattaway
Ever since you came into my life
There's a cute little cottage for two thattaway
Skies are blue thattaway, dreams come true thattaway
If you say I can share it with you thattaway
I'll be happy the rest of my life
CHORUS
Oh, hot diggity dog ziggity boom what you do to me
How my future will shine
Hot diggity, dog ziggity, boom what you do to me
From the moment you're mine
Hot dog!

hot diggity (dog ziggity boom) by Fisht December 6, 2007

Hot Kyler 

When a neighbor/roommate complains about your constant tapping of the drum sticks and bass pedal into the late hours of the night on Rock Band. Derived for the term Hot Carl due to the fact that your rock experience was crapped on.

Friend: Hey man, did you get 5 stars on "The Hand That Feeds" while playing on expert yet?

Me: No, I got a Hot Kyler before I was able to finish it. My BITCH ASS roommates complain too much.

Friend: Sucks, you really need to move out of your parents house.

Hot Kyler by John Bluth January 5, 2008

Hot Fix 

describes a sexual desire that has been met

Man-Hey I got me a hot fix last night.

Man2-What did you do wash your hands in real hot water before jacking off?

Man-No I went to the bar and met a really good looking woman and we went back to my place and had sex all night.

Man2-That is a hot fix

Hot Fix by Troubledemon February 25, 2010

Hot Carlton

A sex act where you poop into a sweatervest over someone's face while listening to Tom Jones' greatest hits.

Damn, man, did you hear John gave her a Hot Carlton?

Hot Carlton by GKWenceslas November 3, 2011