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park city high school 

The only high school in park city utah. Where everyone is addicted to one or more drugs and gets blackout drunk every weekend. Every student is required to join on or more cults who all practice curses to put on there rival school Wasatch High. There also required to flex how rich they are at all times.
normal kid: You go to park city high school. Is that why you are in 15 different cults and own 15 houses

park city kid: No need to flex but yes
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Joseph Case Jr High School PART 1 

Joseph Case Jr. High is like an industrial shredder, but instead of crushing things, it eats self-esteem. The kids here are brutal, making fun of others left and right. In some cases, 'brutal' is an overstatement. There are a ton of playground insults thrown around, like "jerk" or "dummy". But let me tell you, these children are mature in an immature sort of way. They know super harsh words that they claim to use as jokes, like "whore" or "bastard". Now, that might not seem that aggressive, but imagine being in a so called "child friendly" place, surrounded by 11 and 12 year old's. There are some kids paying attention to the lesson, but it's mostly joking and talking. You look in the back to see that there are two kids bickering. You don't pay much mind to it, but then one of them calls out, "SLUT!", and laughs. The other kid is completely distraught. That isn't a situation that I'd like to be in. VISIT PART 2
Kid1: "hEy mAN, wANnA sEe mE sLAm mYSeLF iNtO thiS wiNdOw?!"
Kid2: "yEAh, bRO! LEtS gET tHis bREad!"
Joseph Case Jr High School PART 1

Seton Catholic Preparatory High School 

Catholic school but for crackheads. Uniforms are super strict, and the communal lanyards are important for student's survival. They also blocked iMessage on the wifi, which is some wild shit. Kids who go here are insane, some of the most wild people you'll meet. They manage to be somehow smart and so dumb sometimes.
John: Wow, did you know Marlene goes to Seton Catholic Preparatory High School?
Casey: She'd probably destroy you in any debate, but still fun at parties.

John: Noted.

Richard Gahr High School 

A high school located in the city of cerritos as a member of the ABC Unified School District. The school is known for its diversity, sports program, offers the most AP/Honors classes in the district, and its hella competitive big brother Gretchen Whitney High. Often regarded as mid tier when compared to the other four high schools in the district. At Gahr, you got super brainiacs, diligent nerds, epik gamers , and lurking webs. Rival schools are Cerritos High School and Artesia High School.
If Richard Gahr High School is the Gryffindor of ABC Unified District, then Cerritos High is the Ravenclaw, Gretchen Whitney High is the Slytherin, and Artesia High is the Hufflepuff.

West Warwick high school Rhode Island

West Warwick high school is not your typical high school, walking through these halls there are many things you can smell, for example our burnt lunches, onions, musty children who do not shower, and stank bitch pussy, while walking through these crummy hallways your head might get wet but don’t fret... it’s simply from the holes in the ceiling . A school to broke to fix the holes in their ceiling so there’s buckets under all of them. The whole top floor is full of incompetent broads also known as freshmen. You can find all the whores in the school located in the back, upon dismissal you can find all of the butch ass nigga’s who are not about shit and won’t run it up in the front. The females are also very pussy, the type to talk shit and then take different hallway routes from you. West Warwick home of the Wizards but unless your repping these wizards they don’t give a fuck about you.
West Warwick high school Rhode Island for example .Person 1: “That bitch stank
Person 2: “Run it up hoe
Person 1: *Runs out the school home*
Person 2: “West Warwick high school ain’t shit”

Canyon lake high school 

A high school that is lucky enough to be attended by Dean.
Literally everyone: “Canyon lake high school is so lucky. That Dean kid is unbearably,

damn sexy.”

riverside university high school

A public school located in Milwaukee, WI where all the black kids think they’re the shit and can start any typa shit wit anyone they want. Also a place where the Karen and Hmong kids think they ghetto and hard cuz they go to a ghetto ass school. And lastly a place where Mexicans are loud for no mfkin reason. Oh, and we can’t forget about the “Wiggas”(white kids who think they black) who we think might shoot up the school, so we pretend to be nice to them. RUHS is one fucked up ass place for no reason.
Shaniqua: HAEEE BITCHHHHH, YOU READY TO FIGHT THAT BITCH MARIE AT RIVERSIDE UNIVERSITY HIGH SCHOOL?

Adorianah: YES BITCHH, IAN EVEN KNO SHE GO THERE, IM GON DRAG THAT BITCH BY DA HAIR AND MAKE HA BALD HEADED EVEN MORE.