banged his jaw

To get hit had by a certified roadman and get knocked out

"Bruv I banged his jaw this moist yutes jaw , he was on the floor cuz." He got hit and got knocked out

by Road man cuz December 1, 2016

Hi hi paradox

It's a paradox stating that women excessively read into things even if there is nothing to read into. For example one can say hi and simply mean just that, hi but a woman will analyse that hi

Papi Gerald didn't mean it like that, it's a hi hi paradox

by Papi Gerald December 9, 2016

smashing his yougart truck

The act of a person bashing their fully erected-seamen covered penis onto someone else's face

Bro, David was totally smashing his yougart truck on your sister last night.

by Kaboose28 October 19, 2015

mend his ways

Improve one's behavior

Threatened with suspension, Jerry promised to mend his ways.

by Motanul13 December 29, 2015

Whipped his cream

To give someone a handjob and make him cum.

David need help this morning, so Marija whipped his cream .

by The Vildanden Rule Maker December 30, 2015

croc in his pocket

a person who is stingy or cheap; usually someone who has money

"It's never Jim's turn to pay, he must have a croc in his pocket."

by dbdbdb999 April 11, 2016

shot his seed

When a man ejaculates into his partner's *ahem* area... Basically a synonym of "to cum." cum semen

"He then shot his seed deep into his lover..."

by CreepyAssPerson April 14, 2016