dirty face

doing a crime without a mask or concealing your identity

yo did u hear quay robbed da store without a mask on?
damn that nigga straight dirty face!

by alec bih January 19, 2020

Face-date

Verb. The act of adding, browsing and creeping/lurking ones profile. Used as a virtual, informal way of dating before actually putting in the effort to meet the potential "date" in reality. Occurs on many online networking sites, most notably Facebook.

Jim: "Did you see Maria's profile? This girl has some class. She's one of hem euro chicks to. Damn, I think I might message her and actually tr and meet her bro"

Da'Quan: " Do it up man. But why bother - didn't you see that pic of her on that coffee table after her keg stand?"

Jim: " True. Well said. Onto the next one...*damn Face-dates, maybe i shouldn't have spent hours creeping her profile before hand...* "

by uk3s February 20, 2010

contraception face

Someone so ugly that even the mere sight of their face is a method of birth control. That is, they are so physically unattractive that they will probably never have sex.

"Oh my god, did you see how ugly that guy was?"
"Yeah, what a contraception face!"

or:
"You're so ugly your face is a contraceptive!"

by genjon November 27, 2007

straight to the face

The act of consuming something, usually alcoholic beverages, in a focused and intense manner.

As soon as I get home, there will be wine- straight to the face.

by merboston December 31, 2011

face bingo

shaking your head/face enthusiastically whilst a friend takes your photo recording a rare freeze frame of your face in its distorted state.

j: shake your face and i will take a photo, its called face bingo

by gummybear8624 May 16, 2011

tree face

man-whore who cheats on you but then says he loves you and attempts to make up for it by writing you a poem and proposing in it.

guy: "i know i cheated on you and lied about it, but i love you! i wrote you a poem. be my wife?"

girl: "holy shit don't be such a tree face"

by squirtle:) December 20, 2009

Bummed in the face

Phrase from a joke by Ross Noble from his show Fizzy Logic
Telling you to never have a bum faced child because when they get embarrassed a baboon my take a liking to them. Resulting in the child being bummed in the face.

"The child's being bummed in the face!"

"Bummed in the face?"

"Yes, bummed in the face!"

by .E August 14, 2009