Elder Douche

An old guy with douche like characteristics, including but not limited to:
An Earring
Sleaveless Shirts
Tattoos on the Biceps
Ed Hardy Shirts
Blue Tooth in the ear
Excessive Jewelry

The gym was overrun by Elder Douche tonight.

by bartyjoe from the land of sand April 3, 2011

Douche canoe

A viewer of the popular YouTube podcast, Half Brown All Town.

I saw Graham watching the podcast yesterday. He's such a douche canoe.

by Palestrom August 7, 2016

basic douche

(n)1. A person, usually masculine in gender, who conforms to all the social dorms associated with being a dude. 2. A regular guy who is kind of a douche.

That guy at the youth hostel was totally a basic douche.

by Widgetwidget January 19, 2016

Douche Kanoshe

A word made up referring to people who are douches. Word up bro.

Wow, that kid matt is a total douche kanoshe!

by MoMoBoLo October 22, 2011

Douche-A-Verse

6 or more douche bags completely isolated, doing the most utterly douchiest things one could ever possibly think of. Called a Douch-A-Verse because they think everything revolves around them.

Look at those guys over there! One of them made fun of Patty before, and told Emma she was ugly. Such a Douche-A-Verse, I hate them so much!

by YOSHNCLRS February 21, 2015

Douche Tunic

An article of clothing created when a frat bro or any gym-oriented young man rips the armpits of his tank a bit too much, therefore resulting in what is basically a sweaty double-sided cape.

Kyle: Yo, check out my new tank. It shows off my guns.
Mack: Bro, the chicks will love it. They can totes see your nips.
Kyle: Sick, man.
Carly: Nice douche tunic, asshole.

by ajaustinv February 21, 2013

Douche rockett

Someone who enters a conversation they know nothing about ruining everything good about what was being discussed

You at the bar talking to a beautiful female laying the final lines down and here comes this douche rockett talking about his day at his mom's house

by Tha truth August 26, 2016