dirty shalom

A dirty shalom is a person who will slap you then hug you afterwards. They will support you no matter what but disregard themselves.

“I need a dirty shalom right now”

by burnt popia November 8, 2020

dirty crocodile

A crocodile that doesn't clean up after itself

My friend offered to show me his dirty crocodile, but I wasn't sure what it was so I ran away. Now, I am on urban dictionary realizing my fear was irrational.

by erockefeller October 2, 2020

The Dirty L

A sexual activity which requires the Chicago L train (preferably the blue or green line), a homeless person and enough money to pay for two ventra passes. When you acquire all of the above necessities, board the L and fuck.

There are added benefits and it's not a complete dirty l unless you end up with a tooth in your mouth that is not yours.

"Yeah, I went to Chicago over spring break last year."
"Did you do the dirty l?"
"It's not a trip to Chicago unless you do."

by lansingmichagin36 March 19, 2017

a dirty lewis

When two hairy men wrap their genitals together and thrust aggressively. If done correctly, it will look like a hairy Cyclone ice block.

Hey Nath, let's go make a dirty lewis.

by Lol lewis May 2, 2017

Dirty Unicorn

When you put a strap-on on your head and fuck your partner in the ass.

Bruh, I dirty unicorned this chick so hard last night I will be washing turds out of my hair for a week.

by Dirty Pony September 16, 2017

dirty syndrome

Stealing peoples chromosomes and dealing them like drugs...

Dealer- Wanna buy some cwomeasomes

Man- nah but damn you’re savage because you’re committing a dirty syndrome
Dealer- BOWH BOWH BOWH
Man- SHHHH WE’RE GONNA GET CAUGHT

by Dick Cheeze Demario March 20, 2018

dirty pastry

What someone becomes in between the point of cleaning themselves and being ejaculated in. They are often referred to as a "cream filled (insert name here)"

"Yeah last night we were having sex and I turned Ruby into a dirty pastry"

by Alizarden July 16, 2016