Crackeritis

When a white person eats too much food and gets tired so he has the itis

My wife made a whole bunch of food that I ate on super bowl Sunday. I ate a whole bunch of it and I am white so therefore I have crackeritis

by The new meaning guy February 7, 2021

Cracker

A demeaning, insulting term used towards white people.

"Dude, white people are way too sensitive."
"No, they are not!"
"Okay, you cracker."

by Professional Linguistic December 21, 2023

Clever cracker

Person who cuts through the jargon to get to the crux of the message; a Bullshit Detector

"There's no use trying to 'blag it' when you speak to her, she'll see right through what you say - she's a real clever cracker"

by Claudette184 September 4, 2013

Sinking Cracker

A joke that a white person can't swim.

Guy 1: hey boy, what do you call a white boy that isn't strong enough to swim?

Guy 2: what?

Guy 1: A sinking cracker!... Get it?

by datru3th September 23, 2016

Blacker Cracker

This can apply to a black guy who happens to be whitewashed or a white guy who thinks he’s black

Blacka cracka can be used when you’re not using it with the hard R

Guy 1: yooo look, its Eminem
Guy 2: he’s one of those Blacker Crackers

by Dino_Nuggies_69 June 13, 2025

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by 03430AmazinguComplete7976 May 4, 2025

cracker tweak

Cracker tweak is basically the bath salts of the Midwest. Mostly white people take it so that’s why it isn’t just called tweak

Homeless person: “Hey y’all got some of that cracker tweak?”
Jonny: “No sir, i May be a cracker but I’m not a tweaker.”

by tHINGYsPLASH August 19, 2019