Brown mamba

An extremely large shit that is one continuous piece

Hey, come check this brown mamba I just shat out

by Mamba man November 14, 2017

Housey brown

A brown colour, much like that of a house, typically used to aptly describe the colour of one's hair.

Liz: Did you see that new girl at school today?

Kitty: The one with the housey brown hair?

Pat: Houses come in lots of shades of brown...
Sheamy: Ffs, Pat.. There's only one housey brown.
Pat: Ah yes, I know the girl you mean.. The brown hue to her hair really IS housey.

by Kitty-Lea March 12, 2018

Brown Grass

Literally meaning "dead to me". Usually this brown grass was once green, then it changed colors.

I don't talk to her anymore, she's brown grass.

I don't fuck with him no more, brown grass nigga.

by TrendStarter. August 17, 2016

Brown Whale

When one is in a body of water deep enough to do a "front flip" in; one pulls down their pants, does the flip under water, and evacuates their bowels when only their rear is exposed above the water level thus making it look like a whale's blowhole spraying brown matter.

"Dude, Todd got so hammered at the mexican restaurant that he did a brown whale in the pool later that night. There was shit everywhere..."

by rajeshkoothrapali August 28, 2012

Brown Nut

1. The act in which a man attempts to place one or both of his gonads into his own anus.

2. Any man who attempts the above action.

1. I caught Dave in the bathroom brown nutting.

2. Dave is a complete brown nut.

by briantroy March 27, 2011

Pitch Brown

The act of taking a crap in the dark, with the door open.

My dog walked by while I was taking a pitch brown, but it was worth it.

by Stermin Nermin July 19, 2011

jejuan brown

one who can ball one's face off

dude, i was down at the playground and jejuan brown shook me up good.

by Eric and Brian May 23, 2004