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Josh Brother Syndrome

A congenital condition that the tentative editorial DSM-VI defines as a high level of confidence in ones own abilitiy and game knowledge to the point that it is detrimental to those surrounding them, coupled with a immediate breakdown when faced with adversity/a single failure. Once faced with failure psychologists agree the primary coping mechanisms used are "unhealthy self-soothing"(imbibing alcohol) and "compulsions and risk taking"(rushing long A with Galil on save round).

The root cause of this syndrome stems from a down-regulation of dopamine and serotonin receptors(calcium channel deactivation) when the stimulus of "being the best" becomes absent. Down-regulation has also been found to occur when engaging in an activity where new stimulus is not being presented as frequently as every 7 seconds. Alcohol has been shown to improve dopamine reuptake but lower game sense, resulting in a net zero effect on executive function ability.

Total Cases among populace: 2 out of 7.89 billion
Discord friend 1: Bro, you should have tried to block that ball.
Josh Brother 1: Have you considered rotating behind me?
Discord friend 2: Sure...
Josh Brother 1: I have to get off after this game, my girlfriend etc.
Discord friend 2: I am going to find a friend without Josh Brother Syndrome, bye
by 1_SHOt December 9, 2023
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Leche Brothers

When 2 guys both cream pie a Latina in a short enough time frame for the leche to mix.

Leche is Spanish slang for semen. The term is popular in Southern California and Tijuana, Mexico where English and Spanish words are often blended together. Often shortened to just "Leche Bros". The woman must be a Latina, the men can be any ethnicity. DNA paternity tests are highly recommended in the case of leche brothers.
Dude, I rawdogged your chica last night, we're leche brothers now!
by TJ Dave September 26, 2022
mugGet the Leche Brothersmug.

My brother in christ

Meaning bro, homie, or some sort of word relating to friend.
Friend 1: "K bro hear me out, *says the most criminal thing you've ever heard*"
Friend 2: "My brother in christ, wtf?"
by berriboy January 31, 2024
mugGet the My brother in christmug.

Bernie Brothers

The Bernie Brothers are two very liberal brothers. They're obnoxious Bernie Sanders supports who say things like "feel the bern" and "Bernie or bust" very often, even if it isn't relevant at all. They were woke before woke was a political term, and they've been supporting Bernie since the day they were born. Nobody knows where they came from, but everyone knows who they are.
Person A: Did you see that the Bernie Brothers got into a fight with Tanner again?
Person B: Yeah, they got super pissed at him because he said that he didn't vote for Bernie
by Wadda 147 July 2, 2023
mugGet the Bernie Brothersmug.

Brother

1. Male Sibling, either biologically male (cis male) or sexually male (trans male)
2. A phrase used by space marines
3. A brothel but Japanese
Hey brother what’s up
“Brother I am pinned here”
“Gonna head to the brother”
by OOGA BOOGA JOOGA GOOGA February 16, 2021
mugGet the Brothermug.

Bista Brothers

A store that has nothing to do with manhill biscuit, but instead is used to joke with his last name
Yo manhill, lemme get a discount at Bista Brothers
by strain9 June 5, 2022
mugGet the Bista Brothersmug.

shield brothers

One of a kind, no one can stop them no matter what that bitch does. They can only be created with a powerhouse, a backstabber and a lunatic.
Look at this lunatic! I bet he is from the shield brothers.
by Aboodchi almoslemani May 21, 2017
mugGet the shield brothersmug.

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