Gigolo wank

The act of masturbating during working hours or in the workplace, and hence being paid while completing the duty.

The hot intern bent over to pick up some papers earlier. It gave me a massive erection so I had to sneak off for a gigolo wank to correct myself.

by Bruce Foreskin September 7, 2013

rank wank

wanking to material you would usually find to be 'rank', or disgusting, but still managing to finish

Friend 1: I watched a porno last night where a pregnant chick was getting fucked anally against a brick wall, and then she went into labour.
Friend 2: Wow, that sounds disgusting.
Friend 1: Yeah, it was a pretty rank wank.

by kingbiscuit December 25, 2012

Wank Ballad

A song which a man/woman choose's to ride to O-train too in an orgy for one.

"Dude what's your wank ballad?"

"Bro, for me its got to be Jitterbug by Wham! Just gets me there."

by HammerSmashElmo September 4, 2018

wank

Advertise companies by posting their backlinks, despite not being a bot or an employee.

I make money nowadays wanking. No, not in the British sense - I post backlinks to companies in exchange for equity.

by jzekyll March 31, 2021

wank rat

A wank rat is someone that goes around trying to get off everyday any time any place. Similar to a fuck boy. Also may give off nasty odor.

Look at Scott once a rank rat always a rank rat
Dont go to that party just a bunch of wank rats

by All American Dream Boy January 12, 2016

Buttery Wank

When you or a loved one uses a stick of buttery (preferably slightly melted) as lubrication to jerk off.

After a long day of hard work I was gifted a buttery wank from my girlfriend.

by LMSnih October 14, 2025

Wank hand

Wank hand is the term used to describe witch particular hand was used in the event of frequent wank sessions.

Person 1: oi mate, geez a handshake!
Person 2: nah man that's your wank hand, that is!

by Lugzy_yt November 1, 2019