A phenomenon, that occurs in most teenage boys. Who literally think about wanking all day every day, apart from when they are actually wanking. Wank Brain means the teenager is in a constant state of thinking about and longing for the next wank.
Mother to her friend. Timmy always seems so distant, he hardly communicates . If I ask him to do the dishes, he never does and says he, didn't hear me ask him. Friend. It sounds like he has Wank Brain, he will grow out of it eventually.
by CanucksEdge July 20, 2022
Get the Wank Brainmug. The term 'Bloody wanks' is slang for 'Bloody wanker'
It is used in the same way, but gives it a bit more unique than the normal word.
It is used in the same way, but gives it a bit more unique than the normal word.
by mikkel the great October 14, 2011
Get the Bloody wanks!mug. by KingArther November 21, 2017
Get the Finger Pokey Bum Wankmug. by Docksee March 2, 2023
Get the Wee wankmug. A meeting where in a group of people who work in the office come up with a Absolutely stupid idea for something new in the factory, and they all pat each other on the back for coming up with it.
Worker #1: WTF is Jimmy doing?
Worker #2: That's the new machine we got in to improve productivity.
Worker #1: that's not going to work at all, I wonder how the bosses signed off on this.
Worker #2: yeah that meeting must have been a Wank party.
Worker #2: That's the new machine we got in to improve productivity.
Worker #1: that's not going to work at all, I wonder how the bosses signed off on this.
Worker #2: yeah that meeting must have been a Wank party.
by KarlosGAM April 27, 2022
Get the Wank partymug. 
Originating as a predominantely British term for masturbation, to wank is to play lead guitar that's basically equivalent to masturbation; characterized by notes in the very high end of the scale being played super-fast and repetitiously, almost always in the metal genre. Generally used in a derogatory way.
Can be used as a verb or a noun, so the lead guitarist can also be called a wank (or wanker if you prefer) and his playing would be wanking.
Wank. Wanker. Wanking.
Can be used as a verb or a noun, so the lead guitarist can also be called a wank (or wanker if you prefer) and his playing would be wanking.
Wank. Wanker. Wanking.
by just a girl with a brain December 12, 2022
Get the wankmug.