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The Waffle House Theory

In order to go to Waffle House after midnight, it must be earned. To earn it, you must be drunk and have been partying, or working the night shift.
by Theoryqueen September 17, 2017
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Gold waffle

I mean if you put my assignment in a toasting pan thing you'd discover it's a gold waffle
by Unknownwaffle July 9, 2020
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Twat waffle

A vagina that is shriveled up and looks like a defrosted waffle in other words a dirty ass nasty lookin pussy
I pulled down cjs pants only to find a dirty twat waffle
by Stankdaddy23 May 2, 2018
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Awful Waffle

A poorly worded or poorly used hashtag; extraneous and/or unnecessary usage of hashtags.

plural: Awful Waffles
adjective: awfully waffley
Jim: These tacos are great! #TacoTwosday #yum #Mexican #CornNotFlour #Impossible #Vegan #Tofu #AyeCaramba #WhyAmIwearingAsombrero? #CulturalAppropriation

Bob: Dude, those are some awful waffles #AwfuleWaffle
by anonymous June 18, 2023
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The Waffling Tomas

When an uncircumcised man (Preferably a Tomas) cums but pinches his foreskin to make a balloon, and then proceeds to arrange his body in a way where it lands on his face, eating it all.
1: “Wheres T-man at”
2: “Oh you know how he gets before events, he’s probably pulling The Waffling Tomas”
by Xiaopinglingding November 30, 2024
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waffle beater

When a male with a rather large shaft takes no consideration of care when having intercourse with a female. No care or consideration was taken when entering the woman's vagina..

Also a male slut who will sleep with any woman. Woman with particularly grotesque looking vaginas.
"The man has a waffle beater"

"He's an absolute waffle beater that bloke." will sleep with anything
by Sergeant Squid November 23, 2016
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wimbledon waffle maker

.the act of defecating on your lover's chest, then smacking the excrement with a tenis racket
your father gave me a wimbledon waffle maker last night, we are getting a divorse.
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