John: Hey Joe, did you know that you can go to Urban
Dictionary to find out that you and other named Joe are the best humans alive, find words for
nigger that aren't commonly used, and find out that a "pineapple" is actually a sex position where a
woman has to lic-
Joe: Hey, I'm gonna cut you off there because that sounds incredibly fucking stupid John, get the fuck away from me, you weird piece of shit.