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Something that I do every night ;)
Ur mum has one thicc ass, tho
Ur mum by Xukkus March 29, 2021

ur.a.real.qt 

ur.a.real.qt aka mayar is a curly headed girl who everyone loves and everyone thinks is extremly hot and perfect and has big mommy milkers.
hey have u seen ur.a.real.qt aka mayar over there?

oh yeah she looks so good today i wonder if she is single?
ur.a.real.qt by segsyhottie March 31, 2021

Ur nans adoption paper 

Ur nans adoption paper is a sacred text which no one shall grasp
What’s that scared text? Oh it’s ur nans adoption paper
The thing i had sex with
Hey dude
Sup
You know ur mom
Yes???
I...
I what?
I fucked her
Boi u what

ur.ur1n4l 

SUUUPER SUUPER COOL AND SEXC WEEZA FAN
have you heard of ur.ur1n4l

YES ur.ur1n4l IS THE COOLEST WEEZER FAN EVER
ur.ur1n4l by weezer lova April 6, 2021

Ur ban dictionary 

Did you hear about Ur ban dictionary?
Oh, you mean urban dictionary?
Yes, exactly.