Shopping Trolley

A shopping trolley is a trolley in which you put your shopping in. Usually found dumped in canals, or with a hobo sleeping in it, they are great transportation tools. Most supermarkets are suffering from jacked shopping trolleys and have introduced newer shopping trolleys which get jacked too.

"Dude, let's go to Tesco and jack the trolleys."

Shopping Trolley by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

Trolleymong 

The guy at sainsbury's in the borough

Look at that fucking trolleymong hes not all there lads wheyyyyyy!(Get a load of this kid)

Trolleymong by Ben! :P (Big Oll) April 4, 2009

Trolleyologist

A person who moves and organises trollies in a supermarket for a living.

Michael: Remember John?
Sean: Yeah, didn't he drop out of school? What's he doing now?
Michael: Oh, he's a trolleyologist now down in Tesco.

Trolleyologist by wheelybin September 25, 2009

Trollgramming 

The practice of solving computer science problems by not creating an algorithm, but rather some form of approximation or random number generator.

Person:"I only got 1/5 CS questions right..."
You:"I divided by 3 for all of them and got 3/5 right!!!!!1!1!! Trollgramming 4 teh winz lol"
Person:"FUUUUUUUU-"

Trollgramming by A Flying Walrus December 15, 2010

Trolling well 

A well that spawns a considerable amount of trolling.

Joseph: "That bitch from The Ring came out of the trolling well last night, and I pissed my pants."

Mary: "That's what she said."

Trolling well by Kmgtpezy April 24, 2011

trollware 

Software that seems to troll you because of its bad development. Constantly crashing, lagging, not responding, jittery movements, incorrect behaviors. These symptoms can become as taxing to the user as a forum troll or a troll living under a bridge forcing you to pay to cross the bridge.

This trollware is killing me, why the hell does Lync keep crashing? I can't screen share without crashing, I can't IM without "Not Responding". I am surprised Microsoft is still releasing trollware this bad!

trollware by lookitstony September 13, 2013

Trolltsma 

One who is incapably inept at playing the game of beer pong.

Dude 1: Why is Brett sitting under the beer pong table?
Dude 2: He's a trolltsma because he didn't make one cup last game.

Trolltsma by LeeeeroyJeeeenkins February 26, 2017