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trollware 

Software that seems to troll you because of its bad development. Constantly crashing, lagging, not responding, jittery movements, incorrect behaviors. These symptoms can become as taxing to the user as a forum troll or a troll living under a bridge forcing you to pay to cross the bridge.
This trollware is killing me, why the hell does Lync keep crashing? I can't screen share without crashing, I can't IM without "Not Responding". I am surprised Microsoft is still releasing trollware this bad!
trollware by lookitstony September 13, 2013
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trollware 

A software that contains easter eggs that trolls something or someone.
Stranger 1: Hey, have you seen the drama with #checkra1n and @i0n1c calling it a malware because one of the payloads is named "i0n1cst1nk5d"?
Stranger 2: Saw it, clearly a trollware
trollware by junipers November 28, 2019

Steve the Trollface 

A troll news reporter that features on trollsnews' YouTube channel alongside his friend, Vol Jang. A prime example of a troll. He's also part of Bullshit Busters and a few other shows on trollsnews' channel.
Steve the Trollface: Whats up faggots? I'm Steve.
Steve the Trollface by Sereniama November 2, 2011

Trollateral Damage 

Repercussions and damage incurred as a result from a troll, by people who are not the intended recipients of said troll.
"Oh man, Lyly was so pissed off about that troll we did this morning... Oh well, just trollateral damage"

The Trollage 

A cataclysmic natural event occurring on a random date. The clouds will rain blood, and people have urges to cover themselves in oil. It is said if you look too long at the sky, you will turn insane. But, it is a good type of insanity. It's freedom. For the earth will succumb to the Trollage, humanity will succumb to the Trollage. The Trollage will consume all. The Trollage must become more powerful. The Trollage must become omnipotent, infinite. It is our savior. The destruction will save us all, picking us from this dreadful place. We will become One with the Trollage.
The Trollage is happening, run outside and stare at the sky, Jack!
The Trollage by Leblanc Family January 19, 2021

Trolliage 

(From "foliage" meaning collection of plants or leaves)

Any form of content (an image, video, text, etc.) used by Trolls, intended to mislead and/or aggravate the receiving audience.
That URL is total trolliage. It sent me to a RickRoll.
Trolliage by Yargengee August 28, 2010

TrollBread 

A civilization in which past trolls turn to bread from trolling so much.
Troll: Trololololololololololololol

Guest 1: STOP - runs away crying-

Troll: Trololololololololololololol

Guest 2: NOOOOOOOO -dies-

Troll: Trololololol-

Guest 3: Damn girl, if you troll any more you gonna turn to TrollBread

Troll: .... Trololololololololololol

2 seconds later

Troll: -turns to trollbread-

Guest 3: WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?
TrollBread by Eqilex August 26, 2012
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