Toilet Teaser

When your poo is stuck in your pipe and just isnt for budging.

I just had a while dose of toilet teaser the other day. Okay now after 3 bottles of laxative.

by mk11 October 22, 2010

Skibidi Toilet

"Skibidi toilet"refers to a popular series of surrealist, short videos on YouTube that features an army of human-headed toilets fighting a war against another army of camera-headed men, according to Forbes and The Columbus Dispatch. The phrase is often used as slang, sometimes to indicate something bad or trashy, or as a term of approval.

"Dude that's so skibidi toilet!"

by sillypersonn May 6, 2025

spoon in the toilet

This is what you do in hopes that there will be a snow day the next day, after you turn your pajamas inside out, this is the sure fire truck to get the snow day.

Bro did you see the weather it's supposed to snow!
Yeah man I've already got the spoon in the toilet!!

by Pbndick March 12, 2017

Toilet paper

The same kinds of people who bought all the toilet paper will be the ones trying to get more restrictions and shut downs while they make money off the toilet paper and water, allowing them to go without being policed, while trying to get everyone else policed, it's the way some people have always been.

What kind of hypocrisy is worse than the shit people are doing with the toilet paper and water. Its silliness, but that doesn't make it funny.

by Solid Mantis March 20, 2020

level 5 gyatt rizz livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk ice spice wat da dawg doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board

level 5 gyatt rizz livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk ice spice wat da dawg doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board is a way to start a sentence. You only use this on special occasions. or when your rizzing up someone.

O My GOD YOU HAVE level 5 gyatt rizz livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk ice spice wat da dawg doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board. You are next leval

by ⍾ March 26, 2024

Toilet Gravy

Diarrhea of the consistency of a nice thick beef gravy.

After Laura eats her poblanos & beef enchiladas, she's going to make a big batch of toilet gravy.

by MrRowdyMan December 1, 2020

Skibidi Toilet Spam Lyrics

Skibid toilet lyrics

Skibidi Toilet Spam Lyrics

Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes, Skibidi taupled dip deip, Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes, Skibidi taupled dip deip! Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub, yo da dub dub, ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub, yo da dub dub Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da Brr Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes, Skibidi taupled dip deip

by James R. Crowe March 22, 2024