dog water

a term children use that replace dog shit

You are dog water kid

by lkjgyutrf5esedx February 8, 2021

dog shit

worst of the worst. inferior. dreg, dolt, cretin. On the same level of pond scum.

mikey rhmeyer is dog shit.

by arfus January 10, 2008

bitch dog

When someone has to do every single thing you tell them to do because they are inferior to you or owe you

Hey martha, because you lost the bet you have to be my bitch dog all day tomorrow and do everything I tell you to do.

by slore88888 November 22, 2011

Dog Years

The term dog years refers to a popular conception that household pets—specifically dogs and cats—age seven years for each human year.

For example, a dog of age 9 would be said to be "63 in dog years".

by NewSlang07 July 12, 2007

sem-dog

A half boner, or semi-erection where the penis is not yet completely erect, but not completely flacid.

Dude, that super hot chick gave me a hug and before I had any idea I was sporting a mean sem-dog.

Can I get a sem-dog for my Rem-Dog. (Said when you want your friend Remy to get some ass).

by Schloss January 13, 2006

Gress-Dog

1) The Vulture
2) One who gives pain in a very left-wing biased way, often entailing shit and history. Whatever the hell that means.

1) Gress-Dog is such a shitdick
2) Gress-Dog is such a shitdick

by Charles DeGaule August 21, 2006

Dog Bite

1. While fingering your loose pussied partner you realize, "Wow do I really have four fingers in there right now?" while using your thumb to rub on her clit.

2. Being bitten by a dog.

Dude guess what, my whore ex girlfriend was over the other day and she totally let me dog bite that shit.

by Dylan ist 1337 April 29, 2009