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Wood

A backwoods cigar. Often times when being reffered to as wood the person smoking the cigar is not using tabacco, but rather marijuana or other substances.
Tyone - Imma go smoke some wood with my niggas down the block.
by Mad jelly October 24, 2022
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Daddy Cut Wood

A situation where the father takes care of business with his daughter. Including molestation, punishment, and control in the family unit to keep any sticky situation from being exposed to others. Could include physical abuse up to serious injury including death in extreme cases. Cases usually happen in less populated areas.
Upon discussion with True Crime aficionados..."That sounds like a daddy cut wood situation!"
by Joco Sleuth May 2, 2018
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No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.
Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT
by cloneswilleatme February 2, 2024
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Wood Guardian

A protector of wood. AKA a condom.
by jstejste May 3, 2011
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Wood Rolled

Much like getting Rick Rolled, getting Wood Rolled is when someone clicks an unsuspecting link only to be greeted by a large seated black man (Mr. Wood), and his penis which is the size of a 3rd leg, dangling between his legs. This is used most effectively during the Covid-19 outbreak of 2020.
Friend 1: Hi Friend 2! Take a look these new numbers about the Coronavirus! Click this link.
Friend 2: 'clicks link'. Sees Mr. Wood and his giant 3rd leg. "Come on man! Why'd you have to Wood Roll me like that? I'm at work!
Friend 1: You're just been Wood Rolled!
by Coronakid2020 April 6, 2020
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Woods

The leaf from tobacco to roll your weed in to make a blunt. This slang is used in Detroit
i.e backwoods
Aye, I’ll be right back I’m finna go to the store to get some woods.
by 722moe January 13, 2023
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Kacie Wood

A Kacie Wood is effectively slang for a slut and/or slag. A Kacie wood is a person who would actively try to cheat, deceive or intentionally be cruel just because they could.
A Kacie wood is usually associated with a Kylie Wood which can be just as manipulative or cruel. The types of people usually accept all takers of any gender or age, including up to 50+ years older then their selves.

To spend an evening with a Kacie or a Kylie is to willing subject yourself to various diseases, particularly Herpes and "the clap".
This is certainly a person you wish to avoid long term life defects and moral injustice
I once slept with a Kacie Wood and now I have a recurring rash.

I declined an offer from a Kacie Wood, now she is trying to blackmail me on a regular basis.
by Dandelion saffron April 16, 2019
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