Peter Hilliard

formerly Zackary Lanton, Peter is legendary. fork knife, roblox, he's got it all. don't tell him it's cringy because he will go batshit. he's better than every other youtuber combined. Zackary Lanton was his stage name, but bete has finally opened up and is showing us his real, gorgeous, sex machine self. god he's so damn sexy he makes all the guys hard and the girls' panties cream, and everything in between.

person 1: have you heard anything about Zackary Lanton lately?
person 2: no dumbass he finally showed us his real identity, he's Peter Hilliard now

by Zackary_Lanton_is_God July 21, 2019

peter houston

a loving man who cares for anyone he encounters.

wow I just met this girl and she 's so nice, she's a peter Houston.

by brandyteddy November 23, 2016

Peter Pan

A penis that smells like rotten fish

Guy 1: You wanna come over and eat sandwiches?
Guy 2: Sure, but first I need to wash my Peter Pan

by TrashBoat2000 November 1, 2017

peter völk

best butcher in the world

Peter Völk is the best butchery in the world!

by ImBlackMexxx January 3, 2017

Peter Griffin Tactic

A person or someone who buys thousands of lottery tickets and becomes rich overnight and uses the money to start their own business or to avoid the real world because its a joke and a modern day form of slavery as they make money for someone else not just themselves and not everyone knows that because they wern't gifted by god or smart enough to realize it.

Random person: Hey how do you like working here I wanna work here.
Employee: Its not fun its like hell and a modern day form of slavery because its a waste of my free time and happiness so I'm using them as a tool to use the Peter Griffin Tactic to start my own business because the way the world works is dumb and a joke.

by AntiFursAreBad June 28, 2024

Peter Frickface

He’s friends with Hankenbert Buffberry and he’s involved in the history of scumbags (one of the first ever scumbags on Earth!) Peter’s mummy burned all her toes and offered them to Peter, but he refused because he hates Barclays. There’s a lot of debate among historians whether or not Peter is a good guy, but he’s a marmite hater so there must be some good in him.

“Hey, it’s Peter Frickface!”
“It looks like his circuits are broken!”

by Nugget06 September 20, 2022

Peter Boyle

Famous booze seller from Glasgow , cian knotts’ uncle.

That Peter Boyle guy is a real bender isn’t he?

by G44_ March 24, 2021